What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

How do frogs get to work?