What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?