What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why are grandkids so great?

Which animals make the best football players?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you call bears with no ears?