What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
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