What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?