If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why are baseball games at night?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?