What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
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Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
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