What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Which founding father loves to sing?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?