What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Which dog belongs in a band?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What does a lion call an antelope?