What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?