Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What condiment has wings?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
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