Where do burgers like to dance?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

It's Crowded!

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What sport do horses love to play?

How do billboards talk?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why do football players make great fishermen?