I like telling Dad jokes.

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?