Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What vegetables make the best music?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What dog wears contact lenses?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?