What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

How did the tree get lost?

Why did electricity win the race?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

How does a taco bless the table?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?