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What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do fish use for glasses?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?