Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?