What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What kind of water does an angel like?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why do mice need oiling?

What's a forklift?