Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?