Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What nationality is Santa Claus?