Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

How do you compliment a cat?

What's the politest month?