Why was the spider so smart?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What shape has a knighthood?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?