Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call an old snowman?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?