Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Which family member is always relieved?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?