Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What birds make average students?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?