Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What sweet treat never panics?