Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What time is your dentist appointment?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?