What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

A book just fell on my head.

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

How do frogs get to work?

What do you call a short cow?

What table can you never sit at?