Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?