What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

How do fireflies start a race?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why was the mime upset?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?