Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What kind of car does a chicken have?