What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why are all priests fit?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?