What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
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