What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
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Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
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What animal floats best?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
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What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
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