What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do fleas travel?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
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