Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?