Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

How much money does a skunk have?

How long will dinner be?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Where do mermaids see movies?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?