Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
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