Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How did the toad die?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do cats wear to work?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What sound does a witch's car make?
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