Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are cars magic?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
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