Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
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