Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Do dads always snore?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
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