How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why are winter days great?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did summer say to spring?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?