Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?