What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What does the sun drink out of?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What is a robot's favorite snack?