Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What kind of music do planets like?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?