Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?