Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?