Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why was the bud so shy?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do cats wear to work?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's a bat's favorite game?
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