Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do you organize a space party?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
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