Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What birds always travel in twos?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
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