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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do math teachers eat?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

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How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?