Why don't fish play basketball?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?