When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?