What game does chlorine never lose?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What do frogs drink in the winter?