Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

If you need help building an ark..

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Where do stars go to college?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do cats wear to work?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?