What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?