Who invented fractions?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

How did the tree get lost?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do you call a small mom?

What siblings are always sad?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why do mice need oiling?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?