How can you make 7 even?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Where do horses reside?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?