What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What words make the best athletes?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?