What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Where does laundry go to college?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Which family member is always relieved?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?