How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why was the computer cold at work?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
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