How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
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Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What is the most adorable season?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
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