How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
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Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What words make the best athletes?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
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