How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you organize a space party?
What are you studying in math?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How did the toad die?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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