What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

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Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What's the most determined bird?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's a cow's favorite music note?