How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why was the mime upset?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
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