What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How do billboards talk?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?