What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What birds make average students?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why was the math book sad?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What happens when grass goes out of town?