What tea do footballers drink?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

How does a lion greet other animals?