What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?