What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the beaver say to the tree?