What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
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