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A rat tail.
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What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What color are all the books in the library?
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
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