What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Which president loved to take baths?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?