Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's the scariest letter?