Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

How do bees get to school?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?