What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Which president loved to take baths?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?