Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why was the musician arrested?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What dog never pays attention in class?

How do fleas travel?