When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
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