When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
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