Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Which animal will never go bald?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?