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What is a cow's dream job?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

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Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

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What's a duck's favorite TV show?