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Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

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Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the chicken cross the net?