Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?