My brother is my partner in crime.

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What is the color of the wind?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?