How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?