What did the robot want for Christmas?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?