How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What are you studying in math?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?