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What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?