What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What's good for both poker and theater?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did March say to the madness?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Where do belly buttons go to college?