Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Where was Noah born?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What is a sheep's favorite game?