What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Which is the worst season?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?