Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
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