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What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?