What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How is life like toilet paper?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do frogs drink in the winter?