Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the window need an aspirin?