What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?