What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What birds make average students?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What sweet treat never panics?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?