Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?