Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?