How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why is winter considered holy?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

How does one gelatin greet another?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why do cats love to work?