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My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?