Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

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