What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why are trees always so positive?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What is a mouse's favorite game?