What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What animal makes the best lunches?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why are frogs always so happy?