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What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?