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Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What animal has the worst mood swings?
What style of music weighs the most?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
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What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
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