Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Do dads always snore?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
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